Why Superman only appears in America?
July 1, 2006 by antoniooi
Ladies and gentlemen…let’s talk about why Superman only appears in America but not other countries like Malaysia, China, India and so on…
Ah Beng: Aiya…ppl got "chat lou" in US…cannot blame ppl la….Men r selfish one…superman also man…U think superman doesn’t need sex meh…look at his son, so big liao…
Antonio: Got "chat lou"? He also left her chat lou and went back to hometown wat?
Ah Beng: That’s y he cares even more by flying back to US to claim back his gf! His gf "ngao lou" u know?! Tak kan u ask him to fly to Malaysia to save us ar? F***k u also not free ler…
Antonio: Ya loh hor. But y his gf ngao lou huh? Got superman as her bf also not enuf ar?
Ah Beng: That’s y u stupid la…imagine how enjoy his gf was while making love with him. Superman u know….his gf cum 10 times he also hasn’t cum ar!
Antonio: Know wonder la after superman flew back to hometown his gf go n ngao lou…cannot tahan is it? 
Ah Beng: Now u r smart!
Antonio: But last time while he was still single, he also din come to other countries wat?
Ah Beng: Errr……i think he doesn’t have pasport kua….he grown up in US one u know!
Antonio: But he can fly wat! Need to go through custom and imigration check meh?
Ah Beng: Aiyoooo…..sky also got border one u know! He also afraid kena shot down by other country’s army also wat!
Antonio: I thought he is not only bullet proof but missile proof also?
Ah Beng: Aiya….maybe he doesn’t want to go against the law and jaga his image leh….
Antonio: But….when he wanted to change to superman’s cloth, he simply threw away his cloth on the floor…din he go against the law also?
Ah Beng: …….. F***k off lah you!!!
